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A couple was golfing one day on a Very Very Exclusive golf course
> lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said,
> "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don't knock out a
> windows.
> It'll cost us a fortune to fix.
> "The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the
> biggest
> house on the course.
> The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the
> houses.
> All
> right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much
> it's going to cost us." They walk up, knock on the door, and heard
> a
> voice
> say, "Come on in."
> They opened the door and saw glass all over the place and a broken
> bottle
> lying on its side in the foyer.
> A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke the
> window?"
> "Uh, yeah, sorry about that" the husband replied.
> "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped
> for
> a
> thousand years in that bottle.
> You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give
> you
> each
> one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself," the genie said.
> "OK," the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the
> rest
> of
> my life."
> "No problem -- it's the least I can do." And you, what do you
> want?"
> the
> genie said looking at the wife.
> "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
> "Consider it done," the genie said.
> "And what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.
> "Well, since I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years,
> my
> wish
> is to sleep with your wife."The husband looks at the wife and
> said,
> 'Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I
> guess
> wouldn't mind."
> The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
> After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife
> and
> said, "How old is your husband anyway?" "35" she said.
> "No Shit! And he still believes in genies?
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. Ach ci Czesi. Poza tym powiem szczerze - my się tak śmiejemy z Amerykanów i ich nieznajomości geografii europy i jej historii. Nasza wiedza o geografii obu ameryk czy Australii jest zbliżona a o historii nawet nie wspomne - jakbym się zapytał kto to był Boliwar albo John Smith to spora część polaków kopałaby po encyklopedii. Zapewne nie byłoby też szans na wyciągnięcie informacji o stolicy Australii czy Kanady. O tym że zapewne jeszcze mniej osób zdaje sobie sprawe jakiego stanu stolicą jest wspomniana Tulsa nie wspomne. Więc w kategorii śmiesznej gatki to jest ok. Ale wnioskowanie o całej populacji stanów zjenoczonych....
